Scene: The Kraken’s lair (His and George’s bedroom). It’s late and Franky The Proximity Cat is snoozing on the bed.

The Kraken: It’s fluffy!

Franky: Wakes up, makes a low meow-grr noise.

The Kraken: Curls on the bed AROUND the cat. “Sooo fluffy.”

Franky:

The Kraken: (Pats Proximity Cat on the head)

Franky:

The Kraken: Tries to pat the Proximity Cat’s tummy.

Franky:

George: (On The Kraken entering the kitchen nursing scratched and maimed parts) You’ve been trying to give the cat affection again, haven’t you?

The Kraken: He’s so fluffy!

George: Fluffy from a distance. Not fluffy up close. Never fluffy up close!