Conversation With The Kraken: The Proximity Cat’s Affections Aren’t Negotiable.
Scene: The Kraken’s lair (His and George’s bedroom). It’s late and Franky The Proximity Cat is snoozing on the bed.
The Kraken: It’s fluffy!
Franky: Wakes up, makes a low meow-grr noise.
The Kraken: Curls on the bed AROUND the cat. “Sooo fluffy.”
The Kraken: (Pats Proximity Cat on the head)
The Kraken: Tries to pat the Proximity Cat’s tummy.
George: (On The Kraken entering the kitchen nursing scratched and maimed parts) You’ve been trying to give the cat affection again, haven’t you?
The Kraken: He’s so fluffy!
George: Fluffy from a distance. Not fluffy up close. Never fluffy up close!